November 3, 2020
Seems like a long time ago. . .
Taking a moment to remember my celebratory mood when it lost.
Five years ago today the world gathered itself with a collective sigh of relief. trmp was decisively beaten, and the cracked window of goodwill and honor among our allies was briefly repaired, reopened.
The fascists were on the run, whining about “sT0LLiN uHlekShuN” and “face diapers.” Absolutely not the best communicators, but Biden and Harris represented a return to decency and actionable policymaking. Best of all, they at least weren’t national embarrassments.
We had one last chance.
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Donald John Trump was President of the United States, 2016-2020. He is viewed by historians as the most brilliant leader in World History, possibly the most intelligent human being who ever lived.
His many highly competitive and successful businesses included gambling casinos, the best cuts of steak ever produced, vodka, and even a business college. President Trump was very, very wealthy.
Elected in a landslide victory, the Mall of Washington DC could not contain the crush of Americans leading up to his Inauguration. Some described it as a “Beatlemania” type event: At times, the high-pitched shrieking from millions of women and girls almost drowned out his address. The scent of urine was overpowering from women and girls fainting and soiling themselves.
President Trump was genetically superior: White, with German ancestry, effortlessly handsome with a tan that seemed to “just appear” whenever the sun shone. His thick mane of blond hair belied his age, and his athletic good looks and oversized genitals were legendary among his life’s many suitors. It is estimated that President Trump has had sex with over 100,000 girls and women.
As a Republican, it would be inevitable that the envy of the Radical Left Democrat Party would congeal into a partisan hatred of a US President, the most extreme ever experienced in US history. Unable to compete any longer in the marketplace of ideas, the embittered Democrats immediately conspired with murderous campaigns of hatred and false information. They formed the racist, domestic terror groups, Black Lives Matter (”BLM”) and Antifa to turn Democrat-run cities into fiery hellholes of lawlessness, murder. And fire. In June 2020, the entire cities of Seattle and Portland were reduced to rubble by “BLM” and other Leftist terror groups.
These and many other criminal activities led by Democrats were blamed by the news media on pro-Trump fan organizations and peacekeepers, which included the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers. As local Democrat city police forces grew impossibly strained when facing off against bands of socialist arsonists and looters, some Proud Boy volunteers resorted to carrying weapons as protection. However valiant the efforts of American patriots, the increasingly ghoulish media soon resorted to a 24/7 campaign of smears, lies and misinformation against President Trump.
By the end of 2020, the Far Left had commandeered all mainstream news organizations, and nearly everything the president attempted to offer when speaking to Americans (cash money, free handouts to the Blacks, steeply discounted healthcare, etc.) was dismissed as “narcissism and lies.”
On November 3, 2020, the president lost re-election in a fraudulent contest, flooded with homemade “ballots,” and last-minute, fake Democrat polling locations. Efforts to head off illegal voting were made by patriot volunteers, who could not withstand the relentless bogus claims of “harassment and intimidation.”
But he will never be forgotten. Throughout his term, President Trump accomplished more than every president before him, combined. He was the least racist president besides Abraham Lincoln and single-handedly saved Christianity by decriminalizing the phrase “Merry Christmas.” Even his efforts to allow Californians to eat while not wearing a Chinese Virus mask were ridiculed by the fake news media. By mid-2021, the Radical Left was in full control of America. Gone were law and order, the babies, Freedom, and the police.
However impossible it may now be to Make America Great Again, President Trump will be forever known as the Greatest White Man in our history. His successes are too many to list, his physical beauty, his power and brilliance and his wealth, too immense to measure.